I saw an ad promising that you can make 100 grand per month. I clicked on it not so much out of curiosity as to see if the idiot responsible for it at least had some new and innovative scam up his sleeve. I was quite disappointed to find that his was just like every other BS advertisement of it’s kind. I thought I might at least get the BS served on a gold platter and wrapped in fig leaf this time instead of served unwrapped on a piece of cardboard covered in foil. Oh well. He Asks: Are you fed up with being short of money all the time? I Say: YES He Asks: Do you dream about a magnificent house and a big car? I Say: A magnificent house yes. On several hundred acres, with at least 10 bedrooms and ten bathrooms, a magnificent winding staircase, a pool and a tennis court and a magnificent courtyard and garden. And the kitchen should look something like this:

As for the big car, well, I don’t drive, but I suppose I could learn, or else I could hire me a chauffeur, which I certainly would be able to afford making 100 grand per month! So, while my heart doesn’t flip over with excitement at the thought of a big car, I suppose I could do a big car as well. Perhaps a Bentley like this one here:

He Asks: Would you like to have a nice amount of $1,000,000 in your bank account (yes - a MILLION)? I Say: Yes, please, a million please, may I? He says: You know that 99% of money making websites are scams, and real money-making recipes need real authority. I Say: Uh, well, yes, but how lucky for me that you are in the 1% of money making websites that are not scams, and that you, a busy millionaire, have time to concern yourself with my plight to the extent that you’re willing to share your secret with me. Why, I am so excited to hear from you how I can put a million dollars in my bank account like today! I’ve already picked out the house I want too. It costs 150 million but trust me, once I’ve learned the secret for how to put a million dollars in my bank account, I’ll be filling up my bank account like there’s no tomorrow until it is fatter than a billion cows, so 150 million will be peanuts.